fun gender neutral things to call your partner:

kiddzbop:

  • OPPONENT

(Source: theonlyhouse, via officialfrenchtoast)

dangerhamster:
“ what do they want this time
”
thecolormonster:
““Perfect Illusion” ”

speedwag:

i walked in on my 4 year old nephew sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn’t even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don’t have answers”

(Source: honted, via humorous)

  • everyone after gaga did sound of music at the Oscars: wow!!! I had no idea Lady Ga Ga could sing like that!!
  • everyone after gaga did a grammy-winning jazz album with Tony Bennett: wow!!! I had no idea Lady Ga Ga could sing like that!!
  • everyone after gaga did the superbowl national anthem: wow!!! I had no idea Lady Ga Ga could sing like that!!
  • everyone after gaga's superbowl halftime show, probably: wow!!! I had no idea Lady Ga Ga could sing like that!!
  • dennys:

    Halloween is only several weeks away. You know what that means! PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SKELETON WAR. OR ELSE SKELETONS WILL BLAME US IF THEY LOSE AND PUT BONES IN ALL OF OUR SOUP. IT’S AWFUL.

    (via may)

    darthgalpal:
“ lilacwoods:
“ okay…… good night mom………….,,
”
me as a mom
”

    devipotato:

    coelhoangora:

    theres like atleast 100 yugioh cards that look better than every painting ever made

    image

    (Source: orcpussy, via power-goku)

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